Gotta grow fast

untitled-works:

Anarchy Reigns is making me want to play MadWorld

rabbit-nabokov:

syosa is too good ffs

Lovely hair!

nazerine:

thekariya:

lionfishstick:

the-safeword-is-dracula:

mercsy:

magicalshovel:

keenincisions:

albert-weskers-broken-condom:

Fable 2: You’re a homeless, penniless little brat, and some bastard shoots your older sister so a smelly blind gypsy has to raise you for 10 years until you’re old enough to go traipsing around gross dungeons and bug infested caves to become either the biggest pussy hero in Albion or the biggest butt-munching douchebag in Albion depending on the choices you make. You also have a ratty gray dog who follows you everywhere and barks a lot.

Silent Hill: You’re some dumbass with various mental and emotional issues who’s running around a deserted town to find useless items like a pair of tongs. Your mind comes to life and attacks you, so you grab a random nearby item to defend yourself. Oh wait, you forgot something. Time to run all the way back to where you fucking started. Wait! The door is locked. The next one’s broken. The next one’s jammed. Time to find an alternate route. Lather, rinse and repeat. You have a final confrontation with something that’s been bugging you for a while, and depending on how big of a dumbass you were during your time in the town, you might survive after beating it. Or you might get turned into some weird monster. Either way. 

Deadly Premonition: Some weird ass combination between L.A. Noire and Silent Hill. The creators couldn’t make up their mind. You’ve got some pretty weird music, too- A product of lip syncing, no doubt. Anyway, you’re this FBI Agent who’s right hand bro is an imaginary friend. You like to tap your temple when you speak to him— Kinda like getting in touch through a telephone. You really don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, but you won’t tell the cops that. You’re a lone wolf, after all.

Fuck the police and all that shit. Anywaaaaay, you’re looking for red seeds. Which connects to trees. This town is full of trees (one chick even gets off on it). So, you’re stuck solving a murder case gone horribly wrong. And then this whack job with a regenerating axe attacks you. You try to hold your breath and hide in weird places. Seems to do the trick.

Also, you like to talk about lunch with the police a lot. And there’s this geezer in a mansion who seems to have ties to everything.

…But you still don’t know what the fuck you’re doing.

Phoenix Wright: 

you play a lawyer

World of Warcraft

You do everyone’s busywork and then go to fucking Outland

Persona 3

You shoot yourself in the head and then you’re dead.

Ar tonelico 2.

You get two hot girls singing around following you, and then you get another one. The first two are in love with each other, and the last one is a total bitch.

dark souls

you die and lose all of them

Animal Crossing. You do nothing but go into debt and get ordered around by all of your neighbors. You also never get any of the items you want.

cocorosco:

dooivi:

mattgasmic:

rabbithugs:

breadshipismagic:

antiskullgirlslab:

holy shit

tumblr user soitenly

what is this song cause I need it 

i don’t care if it’s LMFAO

they are my guilty pleasure

This fits so much better than I thought it would xD

Yes good

Basically any LMFAO song…

shavingryansprivates:

1 in 10 household items are gay

HAHAHHAHAHAH!

ktullanyx:

I HAD NO IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

asstralcat:

yepperoni:

do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen 

o__o so much semen omg my childhood

Awww skeet skeet muhfucka!